Caligynephobia – Fear of Beautiful Women
Well, you can always go for the not-beautiful women.
Phallophobia – Fear of Penises, Especially Erect Ones
This would be a terrible phobia for everyone involved. Well, maybe it wouldn’t be a problem for lesbians.
Deipnophobia – Fear of Dining or Dinner Conversations
You’re not even going to buy me dinner first?
Kinetophobia – Fear of Movement or Motion
That’s going to make this difficult. All those sex motion. Up and Down, Back and forth.
Philemaphobia – Fear of Kissing
Well, this is awkward.
Eurotophobia – Fear of Female Genitalia
It’s really nothing to be afraid of… Or is that why you are gay?
Hygrophobia – Fear of Liquids, Dampness or Moisture
Sorry ’boutcha. Sex must be moist
Gymnophobia – Fear of Nudity or Being Nude
Well that’s no fun! What is your life about then?
Merinthophobia – Fear of Being Bound or Tied Up
Maybe you’re not into that anyway. That Slave and master thingy dont work in Africa tho.
Cypridophobia – Fear of Prostitutes or Venereal Disease
Actually, those are good things to be afraid of.
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